There are 5 kinds of people in the world: 1; 'This glass is half empty!' 2; ' This glass is half full!' 3; 'Half full. No, wait... half empty! Or is it ... what was the question again?' 4; 'Hey, I ordered a fucking cheeseburger!!!' 5; 'PAINT CHIPS!!! *om nom nom* ' I am possibly all of them.
You are on a Frankston train when you can immediately smell used Crack Pipe inside the carriage.
If Andrew Bolt had been born in Germany around the turn of the century, Joseph Goebbls wouldn’t have had a job.
Shut up and take my money!
My girl getting ready for work, while I patiently wait, grilled cheese and bacon sandwiches, waiter style. Oh, it’s 0525am at post.
OMFG if I wasn’t too fat to ride a bike….